Magneto, I think you’re going for serious eyes, or soulful eyes, but you’re landing on crazy eyes. Take it down a notch, pal.
“Yep, this is me, Magneto in your dreams, telling you that you, Charles Xavier, can have the forever-love that Jean and Scott have. Just not with any of those human women. If only you knew someone who was the opposite of a human woman! Gosh, I wonder what that would be? I guess we’ll never know. Anyway, I’m totally free tomorrow afternoon. That’s a total non-sequitur, I know, but if you wanted to get a beer or play chess or you need a date to a wedding or anything…I might be around.”